"Yes, I know what the equipment does. No, that doesn’t stop me from flipping a telehandler trying to stack hay at Mach 3."

Farming Simulator 25 is the perfect blend of realism, routine, and occasional equipment-based humiliation. If you know your cultivators from your subsoilers, and can reverse a triple-axle trailer in the dark without crying — welcome home.

This game understands machinery. The physics are solid, the brands are legit, and every new piece of gear you unlock feels like unwrapping Christmas on the field. I know exactly what every implement does — and I still somehow manage to launch my slurry tank off a hillside weekly. It’s the circle of life.

Whether I’m fine-tuning my crop rotation, managing AI helpers with the emotional intelligence of a rock, or spending three hours reorganizing my shed just to fit one more baler… I’m in love. Farming has never been this satisfying without getting actual dirt under your nails.

10/10 — would spend 400 grand on a tractor IRL if I had the chance.
Field’s plowed, cows are fed, and my soul is calm. Let’s go.

"Yes, I know what the equipment does. No, that doesn’t stop me from flipping a telehandler trying to stack hay at Mach 3." Farming Simulator 25 is the perfect blend of realism, routine, and occasional equipment-based humiliation. If you know your cultivators from your subsoilers, and can reverse a triple-axle trailer in the dark without crying — welcome home. This game understands machinery. The physics are solid, the brands are legit, and every new piece of gear you unlock feels like unwrapping Christmas on the field. I know exactly what every implement does — and I still somehow manage to launch my slurry tank off a hillside weekly. It’s the circle of life. Whether I’m fine-tuning my crop rotation, managing AI helpers with the emotional intelligence of a rock, or spending three hours reorganizing my shed just to fit one more baler… I’m in love. Farming has never been this satisfying without getting actual dirt under your nails. 10/10 — would spend 400 grand on a tractor IRL if I had the chance. Field’s plowed, cows are fed, and my soul is calm. Let’s go.