Recent reviews by Zeph3r

The scariest part of this game was thinking I might mess up and be forced to replay it from the beginning. Seriously, don't bother with this unless you have thalassophobia (fear of the deep). The ending leaves the player with no resolution or impact on the overarching story and comes off as a trashy and disappointing cop out.

Pros:
Bewbs!
The music is merely mediocre, instead of being teeth grindingly bad like all other aspects of this game.

Cons:
Bewbs! (When the only redeeming quality of your game is the main characters lack of clothing . . . that says something)
Gameplay is poorly designed and feels clunky like some mediocre title for the SNES, which is not a good thing BTW!
Enemies continuously respawn behind you as you travel down corridors.
I have nothing against pixel art, but I spent most of my play time trying to read the horrible font used for the menus.

Verdict: Light a five dollar bill on fire and then search for some supermodel pics. Thank Steam for the new "hide this game" feature.

Pros:
-Trading cards

Cons:
-Extremely boring
-Limited resolution options force you to play in windowed mode which causes frequent game interruptions when you move your mouse outside the window
-Graphics look like the stock tilesets included with Game Maker Studio
-The dungeons are randomly generated . . . with the same dirt blocks and stone blocks in endless repetition

Verdict: Go to Newgrounds or Kongregate, where you can find much better flash games.