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Recent reviews by The Valeyard

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11 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
So many knees to uncap...
Posted November 22, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
309.7 hrs on record (154.0 hrs at review time)
One of the most challenging Tower Defence games I've ever played.

Weapons are varied enough for each to serve it's purpose. Nothing too advanced, though; weapons can be leveled-up and have a regenerating power-up that increases their abilities for a limited time. There are several attack abilities available directly to the player, such as a howitzer barrage.

The difficulty is nuts. I haven't been able to finish the last 2 maps; I've lost count of how many attempts I've made, and that's on easy difficulty. Later maps will have up to 50 waves, and the consequences for lazy strategies will be harsh when the later waves come.

Overall I give this one 75/100.
Posted March 15, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
...Everybody poops.
Posted November 25, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
A digitally metaphorical muffin of singe button lushness.
Posted November 27, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
392.5 hrs on record (225.9 hrs at review time)
Nothing to add that hasn't already been stated.
I thumbs-up from me.
Posted November 26, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Fun little puzzle game. The challenge lies in discovering how to achieve all the different endings.
Posted June 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.3 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
With a decent VR setup and steering wheel, this is a phenomenal experience.
Posted November 24, 2018. Last edited November 24, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
8.6 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Dark matter is a fool's excuse for gravity they can't account for... Turns out it's actually your mum.
Posted November 25, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Love your shmups? Love your music? Now you can love them even more. B)
Posted September 29, 2016. Last edited September 29, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
Ponies suck... Good thing this game doesn't.

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Lots of puzzle-solving (especially in the form of flowcharts masquerading as coding), with some reflex-based platforming that includes some basic shooting.

EDIT: The soundtrack: Chip-tunes with some bloody good composition. Buy the soundtrack. ♫
Posted June 30, 2016. Last edited July 1, 2016.
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