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21 of 50 (42%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:54pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 12:39am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2014 @ 9:52pm


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 10:58pm


You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 8:38pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:51pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:46pm


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 6:09pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2014 @ 12:04am


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 10:06pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 9:35pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 9:08pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2014 @ 10:56pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2014 @ 11:08pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 15, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2014 @ 11:40pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 12:25am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2014 @ 11:24pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Mar 26, 2014 @ 11:59pm


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2014 @ 9:04pm


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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