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May 20 @ 11:47am 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
May 14 @ 11:08pm 
Not gonna be active on Reddit tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me vhere I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because I'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested In me and its not a situation can pass up for some meaningless Reddit degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt inderstand)
Apr 23 @ 8:21am 
What happened Rick, I thought you weren't the good guy anymore. Ain't that what you said? Right here, right now you ain't gonna fight for 'em? I'm better for Lori then you Rick. I'm a better father than you Rick. That's cause I'm a better man than you Rick.
Mar 30 @ 3:36pm 
you made fun of cartoon, you made fun of my clothes, you disrespected joshie. you broke my arm and didnt even say sorry. dont call me, dont come to my house. we are done
Jan 15 @ 3:03pm 
It's something about cha girl
That just makes my head wanna twirl
You got me wanting to tell all them other girls
There's nothing else better on this world!
The moment I seen her I was in shock
So shocked you would've think that I've just been shot
Shot down right down in this spot
But too bad this doesn't happen a lot
Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top
On top of yo hot body while were sweating a lot
A lot of time on the clock before we would have to stop
Too bad shes not into that stuff a lot
Oh man shes just super hot
Hotter than the sun that's right on top
On top of our heads oh man there she goes so I had to stop
And ask her some questions that I had in stock
She said she wants to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let cha know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl lets do this on the floor
She said she wants to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let cha know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl lets do this on the floor
Dec 20, 2025 @ 1:48pm 
Heard the pp on this guy is huge :steamhappy:
Oct 22, 2025 @ 11:47am 
I would give you the world, nah, nah, nah
You just gotta be worth it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I would give you the world, baby girl
You just gotta be worth it (Oh, oh, oh)
You don't gotta be perfect (Mm, mm, mm)
You just gotta be worth it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I would give you the world, baby girl
You just gotta be worth it, yeah yeah
But you don't gotta be perfect (Oh, oh, oh)
You just gotta be worth it, yeah, yeah, yeah, nah, nah
Everybody doubted me
But girl, you stuck around
And you told me if I hold you
You gon' hold me down
You don't gotta be perfect
You just gotta be worth it
Buyin' this and that, baby girl
You don't ever have to work again
Time is precious, baby girl
Let's not let it go by
I just really wanna know
Do you love me? Don't lie
Oct 21, 2025 @ 10:19am 
Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. Maybe you could even add me on Steam and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXKaasEter420Xx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think
Sep 15, 2025 @ 10:30pm 
spill all your secrets while im inside it (whisper please)
Jun 22, 2025 @ 1:05pm 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together
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Apr 8, 2025 @ 3:57pm 
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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Mar 17, 2025 @ 1:39pm 
Best Roommate a guy could ask for! Kept his dishes clean.. Love this man
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Nov 8, 2024 @ 12:24pm 
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Nov 1, 2022 @ 6:02pm 
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Sep 27, 2022 @ 6:21pm 
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Sep 23, 2021 @ 1:43pm 
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Aug 29, 2021 @ 7:59pm 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together
Aug 29, 2021 @ 7:58pm 
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Aug 2, 2021 @ 5:46pm 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Jun 22, 2021 @ 5:02am 
sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls
Jun 21, 2021 @ 1:22am 
hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat
Jun 14, 2021 @ 6:26pm 
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May 26, 2021 @ 9:43pm 
On January 20, the world watched history being made at the Presidential Inauguration. Millions of people witnessed Senator Kamala Harris being sworn in as the first female Vice President. Madame Vice President is also the first African-American and Asian-American in her role.

As people of various races, religions, and orientations took the stage that day, one thing was true for many of them: They were the first person like them to be in that position. Change was happening before our very eyes.

From the moment the election results came in, social media platforms were flooded with images of Black and Brown girls using the hashtag #MYVPLooksLikeMe in celebration of what this monumental reflection of representation looks like. These images brought inspiration and hope for children, not just young girls, around the world.
May 26, 2021 @ 4:27pm 
u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.
May 19, 2021 @ 6:36am 
yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together
Apr 1, 2021 @ 10:00am 
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Mar 8, 2021 @ 5:12am 
hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent
Mar 3, 2021 @ 10:30am 
gay boy
Mar 3, 2021 @ 10:30am 
fr gay asf
Feb 11, 2021 @ 1:50am 
hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why
Jun 24, 2020 @ 11:46pm 
actually gay now
Jun 24, 2020 @ 11:46pm 
not gay, but cute
Jun 5, 2017 @ 2:38pm 
wtf xD