I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.

Not gonna be active on Reddit tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me vhere I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because I'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested In me and its not a situation can pass up for some meaningless Reddit degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt inderstand)

What happened Rick, I thought you weren't the good guy anymore. Ain't that what you said? Right here, right now you ain't gonna fight for 'em? I'm better for Lori then you Rick. I'm a better father than you Rick. That's cause I'm a better man than you Rick.

you made fun of cartoon, you made fun of my clothes, you disrespected joshie. you broke my arm and didnt even say sorry. dont call me, dont come to my house. we are done

It's something about cha girl
That just makes my head wanna twirl
You got me wanting to tell all them other girls
There's nothing else better on this world!
The moment I seen her I was in shock
So shocked you would've think that I've just been shot
Shot down right down in this spot
But too bad this doesn't happen a lot
Oh girl you got me visualizing me on top
On top of yo hot body while were sweating a lot
A lot of time on the clock before we would have to stop
Too bad shes not into that stuff a lot
Oh man shes just super hot
Hotter than the sun that's right on top
On top of our heads oh man there she goes so I had to stop
And ask her some questions that I had in stock
She said she wants to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let cha know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl lets do this on the floor
She said she wants to take it slow
I'm not that type of guy I'll let cha know
When I see that red light all I know is go
So baby girl lets do this on the floor

Heard the pp on this guy is huge