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my damn orange orb got loose now hes locked in big animal pit where he plays the flute and does sick ass yoyo tricks

how'd he learn to do that

razmi sucks

other than that good game

play with friends if possible

a classic

no

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The end.

quack

Have you ever wanted to die? Get Gmod.

10/10 would sell animal poop again.

There are steps to playing this game, and here they are:

Step 1: Find this game on the steam store.

Step 2: Look at game. Decide you want game.

Step 3: Ask your dad to buy it for you.

Step 4: Get denied.

Step 4.1: Ask again.

Step 4.2: Get denied again.

Step 4.9: You finally pestered your dad enough, he will get you the game.

Step 5: Install game.

Step 6: Load game.

Step 7: Skip all story. You dont need to listen to that.

Step 8: Create new profile.

Step 9: Try for 10 minutes to select other characters besides Isaac.

Step 10: Realize you can only play as Isaac.

Step 11: New Game.

Step 12: Pick up Soy Milk.

Step 12.5: Try to pick up all troll bombs.

Step 13: Fight Monstro for 10 minutes because you have no damage.

Step 14: Die.

Step 15: Play game for 20 Hours.

Step 16: Finally realize Soy Milk is bad.

Step 17: Still have no idea what any other Items do.

Step 18: Find something you really like!

Step 19: Fight The Haunt.

Step 20: Die.

Step 21: Cry yourself to sleep.

Step 22: play for another 10 hours.

Step 23: Realize there are marked rocks, and soul hearts are good!

Step 24: Finally get past Basement 1.

Step 25: Finally realize shops exist.

Step 26: Fight Gurdy.

Step 27: Die.

Step 28: You finally beat basement 2 without losing any red hearts, Sweet! you wonder what your reward will be.

Step 29: Find Devil Deal Door.

Step 30: Walk into Devil Room.

Step 31: You dont trust The Devil, and it looks like these items take away your hearts...

Step 32: Ignore Devil Deals for the next 10 hours.

Step 33: Realize this site exists: http://platinumgod.co.uk/

Step 34: Realize there is DLC! and it adds new items!!

Step 35: Repeat steps 4 - 5

Step 36: Finally beat mom.

Step 37: You realize this guide you found on the review section of the game is worthless now.

Step 38: Listen to the creator's pleas to keep reading.

Step 39: Ignore.

Step 40: Your on your own now.

Step 41: You feel like you will do great!

Step 42: Realize your win score is -69

Step 43: Decide to keep reading the guide... and giggle like a little school girl because you are just so mature.

Step 43.5: The guide welcomes you with open arms!

Step 44: Beat mom again. Then see a red hole...

Step 45: You jump down hole, you are scared.

Step 46: This place is super tough! you die within 2 rooms.

Step 47: realize Angel Rooms are a thing.

Step 48: realize that azazel is a thing.

Step 49: Try for 10 hours to get azazel.

Step 50: Fail every time.

Step 51: Finally unlock azazel.

Step 52: Enjoy how easy the game is!

Step 5.... Huh? This isnt a guide? Its a review? Oh... no one told me... well, its a good game, you should get it. :D

And yes, I know I copied off of one of the thousands of steps comments.

But I had to make one to show how great this game was :D

Its funny how people spend over $5000 on a virtual item for a FREE 2 PLAY game. but who am I to judge?



No but seriously who am I....

Im being serious....

Help....


Please...



Its good. Get it.