Finding out that I am now a Class-S "Beta Chad", the perfect blend of having both genitalia without them touching eachother and getting myself pregnant, I have finally found a new outlook on my entire life. You should too. I'm not saying that you have to be the perfect genetic blend of the entire subspecies of monkeys, but, you should find a nice blend of everything in life whether it be in cinematics or being a pornstar, I'm going to be a pornstar.

I hear your life is feeling pretty dull
You want something satisfying that'll make it fun
You wanna change but
Your mum and dad don't want to ever see you escape 'the norm'

It's been at least another year
And still I haven't got the chance to say
Always rolling off the tongue
Never said but nearly sung about a million ways

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Happy Thanksgiving!