As Jesus or God or somebody once said,

"The Football Manager is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. He makes me feign injury in green pitches, he leads me beside vociferous supporters, he restores my morale. He guides me in paths of tactical righteousness for his name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of relegation, I will fear no referee, for you are with me; your well fitted suit and your piercingly strong jawline, they comfort me." amen.