Nooo, noooo. I forgot to say Happy Birthday. I'm a fool, a complete buffoon. I'm such an IDIOT. This is probably Phil's fault.

Happy Birthday, Cookie. I hope it was a good one.

HAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY, WILLOW. I look forward to escorting you to the bathroom for the rest of your days. You'll never be a Michael. Music binds us & by the sheer happenstance that you're you makes it impossible not to be your friend. We all count our lucky stars for you. I love you oodles & bunches.

Happy New Year, Lovely! I hope we get to spend just as much time together this year as the last. I love you, my love.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, WOWWY.
Any year with you involved automatically makes it a good one. I couldn't hope for more in a friend than all you have to offer. I look forward to many more period playlists, palm trees abound, bonding over Drag queens and everything in between. You're a glorious woman that I love so much. NEW YEAR THIS.

a cutie patootie

The universe itself cannot contain the love I have for you, pumpkin, and you still manage to shine brighter than any star. Happy holidays, I love you.