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Tohru Davinky
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:p3p_smiling::SpaceChicken::vaporwave:So dance, wanna put you in a trance
Let's party, boogie in your body
Move that body, move that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
I say hey, hey, hey
Fueling the fire with a burning desire, yeah
Get up off of that thing
Dance and shake and let's swing
Come on, girl, let me rock your world:vaporwave::SpaceChicken::p3p_smiling:
:p3p_smiling::SpaceChicken::vaporwave:So dance, wanna put you in a trance
Let's party, boogie in your body
Move that body, move that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody
I say hey, hey, hey
Fueling the fire with a burning desire, yeah
Get up off of that thing
Dance and shake and let's swing
Come on, girl, let me rock your world:vaporwave::SpaceChicken::p3p_smiling:
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YOU ARE BOOMING IF YOU AREN'T PLAYING THIS GAME (READ BELOW)

Who Should Play This Game: this is not a game for streetcorner clowns This is a game for playahs. Bug furries would also enjoy this game.

Storyline: It is basically the Hollow Knight prequel story mixed with paper super mario [10/10]

Content: Tons of main and side content. I played for 8 hrs so far and was like damn wtf i'm not even closed to finished and then i took a nap [10/10]

Artstyle: Basically Hollow Knight artstyle but less dark and with less implications of societal ruin. The terrain looks like something out of the paper mario movies [9/10]

Tunage: The musical direction of this game was some sans undertale level s***. I fought a spider and smooth jazz started playing. The battle music is actually the kind of tune you would find in a hotline miami game that actually makes you want to throw down with insectoid thugs. When i hear it im like " You Know What Happens to Bugs like you". [9/10]

Mechanics: Even though this takes place in a world about bugs and plants there were mechanical things in it, such as elevators, advanced bridge technology, and advanced boomerang beemerang technology that defies all laws of mechanics and physics. [9/10]

Character Design: The bug character design in this game is poppin'. Some of those bugs look thick af ngl, and some of them look like the mantid from WoW which is a big plus in my book. These creatures look like creatures straight out of my backyard. I think mothman was in it at one point. [11/10]

Main Cast: In this game the main characters are god tier and need to be in smash. [∞/10]
First up we have V from Katana Zero. Vi is the bee character is actually thuggin in this shi* and she destroys that ass with her zoomerang
Next we have green Zote the mighty. Also know as Zabbu, zote is the melee character in the game. He is one of those horny beetles that uses chivalry and his horn in combat.
Finally we have Leaf, also known as squidward bug. Leaf uses frost arcane magic to freeze his enemies like mei from Barrierwatch. He is a butterfly moth or something.

Player Agency: In this game the player is the agent, and the world is your agency. [9/10]

Food/Healing Items: The usable items in this game consist of tree nuts and deez nuts. [?/10] (I dont need items where im going)

Before You Buy: Remember just like other games, this game has the risk of leading to gaming addiction, so you must use caution. regardless of this risk you should be buying this game on a whim like I did. It shouldn't even be a question on whether or not you want to buy this game, and if it is gtfo of my sight.

After You Buy: Once you buy this game you should be singing to the heavens and celebrating, and should be loading it on to your pc immediately. While it is understandable to experience great euphoria when buying this game, the reality is you should not be feeling this way. You should instead be feeling regret, doubt, and self-hatred for buying this game at the low price of 20$ when in reality it should be priced way higher. F you if you bought this on sale and cheated the developers out of 4$.

Disclaimer: I bought this game on sale so i guess im going to hell for that.

Final Thoughts: If you are still reading this review instead of playing the game by now you actually need to get your priorities in check buddy.
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sanankaheart Mar 11, 2021 @ 3:18pm 
among us
IzzyZzz Feb 16, 2021 @ 4:17pm 
scum
Rain Mar 26, 2017 @ 7:53am 
+REP had no trades but cool guy :flowey:
Rain Mar 26, 2017 @ 7:49am 
Your first comment after a year of service:undyne: