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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2,684.5 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: Dec 5, 2019 @ 9:26am
Updated: Sep 9, 2022 @ 12:02am

> wake up on beach
> wander
> meet some guys dressed up in trash holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED"
> i come
> Follow us, you're our prisoner now
> They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US"
> i don't say anything
> "well you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless aren't you"
> "bring him in the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> they bring me into a prison with another naked
> "NOW FIGHT!"
> me and the naked fight intensly with rocks
> i kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents
> they bring me outside for a break
> one ISIS member leaves the base, and i run outside while the door is open
> being shot at by AK-47s while zigzagging
> I escape into the desert

then i left Egypt, bought rust and the same thing happend in
Rust
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