Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
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"They make a desert and call it peace."
-- Tacitus (55?-120?)
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The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
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Feb 5 13🌏01 trinity lp0 on fire
-- the Linux kernel, alerting me that there was some unknown
problem with my printer (ie, it was out of ink)
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Außerdem noch [..] die Distribution für Puristen, denen technische
Eleganz und Qualität und philosophisch reine Lehre der `freien Software'
über totale Einfachheit geht (Debian) und viele mehr.
-- Anselm Lingnau in de.comp.os.unix.discussion
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Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.
-- Adolfo Guzman
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If at first you fricasee, fry, fry again.
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