I rented this game once in 2009 and thought it were a lot of fun, and properly difficult fun, and some part of it lingered in my head ever since. The witch left a place in my heart, and when I randomly saw that it were on steam I bought it instantly.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This Game!

Lets not beat around the bush, this game is Hard. This game is Sexy. This game is Polished. And it's Fulfilling. But the Content is staggering. Over 20 missions plus bonus things to do, plus hidden unlocks for getting high scores on the campain.. Then theres Hard Mode, because after replaying the campaign 3 times maybe you actually learned how to dodge and combo.

Then theres little things that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Easter Eggs are everywhere, references to the developer's favorite games are piled high, cheat codes and hidden weapons and costumes and MORE COSTUMES and before you know it you've played the game enough times to actually undertand the nuance subtleties of the story and you're pulling out tissues because this 7 foot spider legged ultra powerful witch lady is actually relateable or something!?

This game is worth $60.

I rented this game once in 2009 and thought it were a lot of fun, and properly difficult fun, and some part of it lingered in my head ever since. The witch left a place in my heart, and when I randomly saw that it were on steam I bought it instantly. Holy shit. This Game! Lets not beat around the bush, this game is Hard. This game is Sexy. This game is Polished. And it's Fulfilling. But the Content is staggering. Over 20 missions plus bonus things to do, plus hidden unlocks for getting high scores on the campain.. Then theres Hard Mode, because after replaying the campaign 3 times maybe you actually learned how to dodge and combo. Then theres little things that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Easter Eggs are everywhere, references to the developer's favorite games are piled high, cheat codes and hidden weapons and costumes and MORE COSTUMES and before you know it you've played the game enough times to actually undertand the nuance subtleties of the story and you're pulling out tissues because this 7 foot spider legged ultra powerful witch lady is actually relateable or something!? This game is worth $60.