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Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany 
|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
Once you've been hit, you have to hit 8 people! If you get hit again, you'll know you're really sexy! If you break the chain, you'll be cursed with un-sexyness for 10 years! So pass it on! Hit who ever you think is sexy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
Once you've been hit, you have to hit 8 people! If you get hit again, you'll know you're really sexy! If you break the chain, you'll be cursed with un-sexyness for 10 years! So pass it on! Hit who ever you think is sexy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I can’t believe Steam still functions when you log on. Every keystroke of yours probably causes a small blackout somewhere in Bavaria. You don’t play games; you obliterate them. Your enemies don’t respawn—they quit life altogether and start knitting in the Alps to recover from the trauma you leave in your wake.
Do you even sleep? Or do you just shut your eyes and ascend into another dimension, powered solely by schnitzels and pure Germanic rage? I bet your keyboard needs therapy after every match—worn down by your ferocious fingering (take that as you will).
When you’re online, the only thing left for the rest of us is to curl up in a ball, sob quietly, and pray you don’t notice us. Never change, Hans, you glorious Lederhosen-wearing WRECKING BALL. Prost, you absolute madman!
Dann geht’s nach Norden nach China 🇨🇳, aber bleib unauffällig, als würdest du an der Security in einem Heist-Film vorbeischleichen. 🎬😎 Von dort aus ist es eine lange Reise durch China, wie ein Roadtrip quer durchs Land, aber viel intensiver. 🚶♂️🗺️
Sobald du ein freundliches Land wie Thailand 🇹🇭 oder Vietnam 🇻🇳 erreichst, bist du fast da! Du musst nur unter dem Radar bleiben und weiterziehen. 🏃♂️💨
Endlich erreichst du Südkorea 🇰🇷, und es ist wie der Jackpot in einem Gacha-Spiel! 🎉🎰 Aber denk dran, es geht darum, sicher zu bleiben und cool zu bleiben. 😌✌️
Bleib sicher, Hans! 🌟