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Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No kitty, this is my pot-pie.
Kitty: Meow.
Cartman: No KITTY, THIS IS MY POT-PIE! MOM! Kitty's being a dildo!
Liane Cartman: Well then, I know a certain kitty-kitty whose sleeping with mommy tonight.
Cartman: What?

People of Aspyr.

You DON'T remove cutscenes after you finish a campaign mission. Wtf?

Bring back everything the game had and then give a better version of it.

GIMME CUTSCENES!

This is what the standard should be for games.

What an amazing game

This game is hilariously great.

Take notice Dice. It's that easy to stay true to a formula

Idk about all of the other issues people have, but I have nearly no issues at all atm.

Asus rog strix 3070 Ti
Amd 5900X
32gb 3200
rog strix X570-E gaming mobo

All settings high, 1440p windowed fullscreen, no ray tracing, Amd fidelity on quality, cam shakes on 0
Fps ranges between 60-100, but even when swinging the saber and moving the mouse around like crazy the lowest fps I get is 64 fps.
Temps went a bit higher cause of Ray tracing, but ray tracing is just messy atm for Pc.
Gpu around 78-80C
Cpu around 80-83C

The biggest issue I got is choppy pixels on Cal's torso clothes and hair sometimes when you run or when ''the screen moves faster''.
But aside of this the world looks amazing, the saber moves are so smooth. Can't wait to explore more.

OPPAI
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

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Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
Umikaze kimakaze namimakase

Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu
Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta

Sayonara minato, Tsumugi no sato yo
DON to icchou utao, funade no uta
Kinpa-gimpa mo shibuki ni kaete
Oretachya yuku zo, umi no kagiri

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Warera kaizoku, umi watteku
Nami wo makura ni, negura wa fune yo
Ho ni hata ni ketateru wa dokuro

Arashi ga kita zo, senri no sora ni
Nami ga odoru yo, DORAMU narase
Okubyoukaze ni ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ saigo
Asu no asahi ga nai jo nashi

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho
Yo-hohoho, Yo-hohoho

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo

Kyou ka asu ka to yoi no yume
Te wo furu kage ni, mou aenai yo
Nani wo kuyokuyo, asu mo tsukuyo

Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo
DON to icchou utao, unaba wo uta
Douse dare demo itsuka wa hone yo
Hatenashi, atenashi, waraibanashi

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Horsey go Whiihihihihi

Horsey accelerate on the battlefield

2 Handed axe goes slice slice slice

*5 minutes later*

half their army gone. Thank you 2 handed axe

Great game and hilarious cutscenes. Fun to play and find all things in each level.

Now a poem to talk about the darker exploits of this game which many people have wanted in a star wars game for a long time

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Master Skywalker there are too many of them what are we going to do.

Slashing younglings with a lightsaber. Order 66 re-enactments have arrived

Ignore whoever tries to defend this and talk about ''negative Redditor/Discord reviewers bombardement''

It has been confirmed the game was intended to be a BR, but somewhere along the line (my bet is start of 2021 seeing the state) they decided to completely overhaul that again and go back to their BF roots failing miserably in the process.

Why change a winning plan DICE. You have single handedly killed this. You even got people from other games dev teams including Star wars Battlefront 2. And you take inspiration from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CoD and Apex, are you mental?

The guy that fixed the Bf4 netcode, you remember that legend right. He won't do it for Bf2042. I don't know his personal reasoning, he send out a message about it, but all I can think off is the guy got a near heart attack when he saw the state of Bf2042

The attachments are a hilarious joke aswell.

The weapon attachments variety is literally a middle schooler copy pasting wikipedia for his homework. They grabbed 1 silencer and Ctrl C Ctrl V'd it. same for muzzle brakes, compensators, etc.

I feel there is a bigger variety of Sights/Scopes then there are weapons in the game

Ye people are copy pasting lists of things that are missing, I would do the same having seen the state how they intend to release it.

This is as barren as it can get, vehicles dominate the game, weapon balance is so far away from this game I'd expect it to be near the hello kitty paradise island franchise thats how far away it is.

The most fun I have is getting in a hovercraft and surfing the sides of buildings (Yes, you can drive up buildings with a Hovercraft.) Also fly with it for sometimes long moments when using a high building or even halfway to fully across the map.

But anyways here's the list people have been posting of things that are missing.

Missing Core Features
> No standard server browser
> Fewer standardized game modes
> Fewer base game maps than any other title. (even including portal the map count is only 13)
> No persistent lobbies. You have to matchmake after EVERY round
> Fewer in-game assignments None outside of cosmetic unlocks
> Less character customization options (than BF5)
> No profile progress/stats page in the menu
> No battle log/stats tracker for other players
> No global leaderboards
> No end of round assignment progress screen
> No custom emblems
> Fewer achievements
> No medals
> No swelling crescendo of dramatic music near the end of a match. Static Noise does not count
> Less destruction
> Only a small handful of destructible buildings on each map
> No map altering levolution
> No spectator mode
> No permanent community servers (would be useful for clans and events)

Missing from Infantry Gameplay
> Fewer guns. Even including all the portal guns, BF4 still had more at launch
> Fewer infantry gadgets
> No manual leaning
> No diving while swimming
> No high wall vaulting
> No crouch sprinting
> No backwards prone
> No explosion knockback
> No rolling after falling from heights
> No ammo or health pickup off teammates
> No scope zeroing
> No thermal optics
> No indirect fire gadgets
> Less anti-tank launchers
> No lock-on launchers. The M5 works with the SOFLAM but that requires 2 people
> No AP mines/claymores
> No static weapon emplacements
> No fortification building
> No resupply stations
> No suppression mechanic. This one I don't mind but it was a staple and now it is gone

Missing from Vehicles
> Fewer vehicle types. Separate vehicle progression per faction even though they are functionally identical.
> No naval vehicles Except I guess the hovercraft technically
> No vehicle gunner direction indicator
> No lock on direction indicator
> No vehicle enter/exit animations
> No tank turret decoupling. This was in BF4
> Less vehicle driver/pilot customization options
> No tank zoom customization options
> No tank gunner customization options
> No helicopter gunner secondary weapons
> No separate helicopter/fixed-wing controls
> No control input while looking behind/free looking in aircraft

Missing from Scoring System
> No squad wipe scoring
> No player damage points
> No vehicle damage points
> No vehicle kill assist points
> No headshot bonus
> No long-range kill bonus
> No assist counts as kill bonus
> No squad objective play bonus
> Oversimplified teamplay scoring (i.e. healing a teammate always gives you +5xp rather than the amount of health you give)
> Squad and Teamwork
> No commander
> No special squad call-in abilities
> No squad field upgrades
> No in-game VOIP
> Fewer factions (with almost nothing to give the 2 factions any distinction)
> No cross-team chat
> No "create new squad" option
> No "promote to squad leader" option
> No clans
> No view of squadmates while in the spawn screen
> No "Medic incoming" indicator in downed state
> No rank names/icons, just a number.

Missing from UI and Quality of Life
> Less control customization options
> Less UI customization options
> No HUD/icon opacity customization
> No HUD scaling customization options
> No gunsight reticle customization options
> No network performance graph
> No individual player scoreboard
> Less detail in the 'who killed you' screen
> No ultrawide monitor support
> Cannot move UI elements to suit screen size
> Very poor friend joining system

BROKEN
> 45 tick rate servers
> Rubberbanding
> Deploy bugs, revive bugs
> Downed state bug that prevents you from respawning if you clip through anything
> Janky animations
> Performance is horrible on PC. Unplayable framerates from what looks like CPU bottlenecking
> Unlock three different silencers for the same weapon that have no effect on the stats of the weapon
> Exact same attachment on two different guns having an opposite effect
> Hovercrafts are able to scale vertical surfaces, as well as fly in the right circumstances.
> In rare cases, a player will become unable to damage enemies. This player will also lose their nameplate, causing them to appear as hostile to allies. This is fixed by dying and respawning.
> Bullet Registration
> Weapon Balance
> Vehicle Balance

Do not buy this game

When optimized it can be a great game. Ports are always a 50/50 wether your pc gets issues or not