Kawaii on the streets
Senpai in the sheets
I'm against abortion, but I'm all for killing children. A fetus can't defend itself, so abortion is morally wrong. But once out of the womb, the child has no excuse for getting killed and should get gud.

Is there anyone stronger than Kebabvendor?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Kebabvendor. No, I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Kebabvendor. Hell, I'm not talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Kebabvendor either. I'm talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Kebabvendor with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten'in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano'o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Kebabvendor with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.


There's 4 types of fear.
1. panic
2. terror
3. 10 missed calls from mom
4. password is incorrect

Interesting chats:

*DEAD* ptr : and kebabvendor isn't cheating at all


23:56 - kebabvendor: i have no use for a male slave
23:57 - Crawling Chaos Grimnyarlathotep: there are no other gendered slaves, only male, females are objects


21:14 - RainmakerX: If I was a girl I'd rape you
21:14 - Kebabvendor: nice

0:20 - (5-7)²-45*2/6: nerd
0:20 - (5-7)²-45*2/6: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd
0:20 - (5-7)²-45*2/6: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
0:20 - (5-7)²-45*2/6: dont even have kebabs for sale anymore
0:21 - Kebabvendor /w ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WiFi: huehuehue

0:01 - peroibearr: ok good
0:01 - peroibearr: i might need ur advice in a sex
0:01 - peroibearr: sec*
0:01 - Kebabvendor: in a sex.
0:01 - Kebabvendor: u dun goof'd up bwoi

Frussly : you're the annoying demoman who thinks its okay to kill babies once their born