**"The Banana Dance"**
*(A Cosmic Absurdity)*

**[Verse 1]**
In the void where gods decay,
A banana peels away.
It wiggles, jiggles, starts to sway,
To a rhythm from the Milky Way.
The stars are laughing, the planets cry,
As the banana starts to fly.
It’s the dance of chaos, the dance of doom,
In the cosmic womb, it finds its room.

**[Chorus]**
Do the banana dance, it’s out of hand,
Through the void, to a distant land.
Deities watch with eyes so grand,
As the banana leads the band.
Do the banana dance, it’s absurd and strange,
In the infinite, it’s all deranged.
The universe hums, the cosmos clang,
To the banana dance, so bizarre and strange.

**[Verse 2]**
Cthulhu wakes, he starts to groove,
To the banana’s cosmic move.
Azathoth beats the drums of doom,
While the banana sweeps the moon.
The void is alive, it’s starting to sing,
As the banana becomes the king.
Of a dance so weird, it makes no sense,
In the madness, it’s the only defense.

**[Chorus]**
Do the banana dance, it’s out of hand,
Through the void, to a distant land.
Deities watch with eyes so grand,
As the banana leads the band.
Do the banana dance, it’s absurd and strange,
In the infinite, it’s all deranged.
The universe hums, the cosmos clang,
To the banana dance, so bizarre and strange.

**[Bridge]**
Black holes spin, they start to prance,
To the banana’s cosmic trance.
Galaxies collide, they join the chance,
In this absurd, intergalactic dance.
The void is a stage, the stars are the lights,
As the banana ignites the infinite nights.
It’s a dance of chaos, a dance of might,
In the darkness, it’s the only light.

**[Outro]**
So if you’re lost, and you don’t know where,
Just find a banana, and start to stare.
It’ll pull you in, to the cosmic fair,
Where the absurd and the void intertwine, without care.
Do the banana dance, let your mind go blank,
In the infinite void, it’s the only prank.
The deities laugh, the cosmos thank,
The banana dance, so bizarre and frank.

*(Ends with a cacophony of cosmic noises, banana peels slapping, and distant, otherworldly laughter.)*