I've played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I got home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and snipe people on the swingset from the junglegym during recess. Now, I am 30k elo on my main, top of my friendslist(allthough theres only 8 ppl on it lol). Every single day I pray to Gaben, God bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. in the 7th grade I forced another guy in the locker room to have sex with me. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat buddy.

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..*adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

accept me please:)

I am so sorry about that barrel! I meant to take that trap with me! Lol gg

Name checks out lol GG

uh oh stinky