Recent reviews by Uncle Matt

I know ive only played this game 8 minutes but I warn you do not take this lightly

Apon Loading in With The full package digital deluxe and dlc the whole sha-bang, im already mildly infurated as i was first greet by the avatar creator where the only 2 options as a female was fat as ♥♥♥♥ and stoopid skinny .... where them thick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at so fine i made a petie tight blonde fine by me shell still get the job done in a pinch... so naturally i equiped this tight young teen with the skimppest clothing avavabile. she looked like the $5 prostite i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while on deployement that gave me many std's but fine. i guess.... ill let this one slip

naturally i didnt feel like doing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for the tutorial becuase im a pro gamer and momma didnt raise no ♥♥♥♥♥. so i tried hopping straight to franchanse mode and first thing it has you do is name your beloved corperation of zoo animal luandering so i sit in my ripped up office chair pondering what a 5-star francise that luanders zoo animals should be named so nautrally i start hitting my beloved puff-bar and thats when it hit me PINK LEMONADE(one of the finest falvors in the current marketplace ) so naturally i try to name my francise pink lemonade and as i click to confrim to my shocking awe what pops up on my beatiful asus 1600x900 10 year old moniter the profanity filter pop up........ WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ i yell... so naturally i kick my computer and beat the loving ♥♥♥♥ outta my wife with all the anger bestowed upon me by the so called profanity filter may i ask WHAT THE EVER LIVING ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS THAT I CANT NAME MY ANIMAL LAUNDERING FRONT PINK LEMONADE I WANT A FULL REFUND ASAP NEVER BUY THIS GAME MUCH SCAM MANY WOW

p.s im now looking over this review box and it asked if i recieved this game for free WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ I SPENT MY HARD EARN COLD CASH ON THIS GAME I WANT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FREE COPY MY BORHTER RIPEED INTO ME JUST FOR PURCHASING THIS GAME AND HE THOUGH I ONLY PAID 15 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOLLARS i will allow comments for other peoples poor feedback about this game

-syquel the crazed meth head