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This profile
contains all that was Mortal,
of a
Young English GEEZER,
Who,
on his Death Bed, in the Bitterness of his Heart,
at the Malicious Power of his Enemies,
Desired
these Words to be engraven on his Comments:
Here lies One
Whose Name was writ in Water.

ENGURLAND!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Shazbot!

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I will reveal that you are actually american