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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 8:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 9:40pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 11:31pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 10:41pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2015 @ 4:25pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 8:30pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 9:10pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Jun 15, 2015 @ 4:52pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 1:04am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2016 @ 10:52pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 17, 2015 @ 10:10pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 9:02pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2015 @ 8:42pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 16, 2015 @ 3:16pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2016 @ 4:22pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 1:04am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2016 @ 4:30pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 1:03am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2016 @ 4:07pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 8:17pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 8:16pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2015 @ 9:43pm



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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