Recent reviews by TurtleMaker

Never in my life have I ever had an experience such as that present in this game. Power washing dirt off of everyday things gives such a joy that I could not live without it. Every ding I hear after completing a part of the map fills me with euphoria greater than that of an orgasm. The day this game no longer gets updates is the day I have nothing left to look forward to. The story is so deep and rich with twists and turns at every corner you'll never guess what comes next. I have spent my time to clean as many objects as fast as possible or with as little water as possible. I hope that you reading this review purchases the game to truly enjoy everything this game has to offer as it will improve your life infinitely.

Very good, makes think