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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:36am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 12:14pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 10:26am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:16am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:45am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 9:46am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 10:34am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 5:07am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 4:51am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:58pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 2:39am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 1:22pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 8:11am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:36am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:00am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 10:28am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:55am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked May 15, 2023 @ 12:34pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:37am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked May 18, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 9:28am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 10:33am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2023 @ 7:05am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 10:51am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked May 14, 2023 @ 9:24am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 11:27am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 8:04am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked May 11, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:33am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:38am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 9:01am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 6:55am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 6:12am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked May 21, 2023 @ 8:34am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked May 20, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:18am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:10am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:16am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:12am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Jun 10, 2023 @ 9:18am