Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance
and without any visible reason.
-- Lord Chesterfield
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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guru, n.:
A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with
a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the
phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
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Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
-- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"
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:-) your own self.
-- Larry Wall in <199709261754.KAA23761@wall.org>
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"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer."
-- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach
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I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant
and, with great presence of mind

*overwatched

VACCED LOL

im gay

You're Gay

S15 is gay