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Ran into Unc at the park.
He called me a worthless piece of ♥♥♥♥, kicked me square in the balls, then dragged me by my hair to the nearest trash can and stuffed me in it. Before he left he said “stay in there you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mongoloid.”
Best day of my life. Unc never misses.

Last week i saw Unc outside a 7-Eleven. He looked at me, called me a dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cracker, slapped the nachos out of my hands, then full-speed tackled me into a parked car. While I was on the ground he stomped on my phone and spat in my mouth.Absolute legend. Love you Unc.

10/10 experience 10/10 guy
would get my knees kicked out again.

I met Unc outside a Walmart.
He looked me dead in the eyes, slapped the sandwich out of my hand, kicked my knees out, then dragged me behind a dumpster and powerbombed me onto concrete.
After that he stole my shoes and left me there.
10/10 interaction, absolute gentleman, love you Unc.

I met Unc outside a Walmart.
He looked me dead in the eyes, slapped the sandwich out of my hand, kicked my knees out, then dragged me behind a dumpster and powerbombed me onto concrete.
After that he stole my shoes and left me there.
10/10 interaction, absolute gentleman, love you Unc.