I how much for your glock?

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

💛 * 🎍 * 🕺 * 👹 * 🎁 * 🌸 * 🚘 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 💚 * 🎈 * 😺 * 🌂 * 💙 * 📒 * 🐛
ㅤ* Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* What's the diference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes five toes and a camera takes four toes!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

I can give my Flip Knife Marble Fade for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

я тебья нашол
я чсегодня гулял с особакой и она порсла 2 раза
почему не четыре?
я не знаю
а ты знаешь?
с!)
пока

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