[Funky blues music]

Let's kick it!

Got this for a buck,
I knew by screens it would suck,
yet I poured 12 hours into it,
HOLY FU*K!
I even got all achives for it,
guess I'm really diggin this sh!t

Oooh, ooh~ feel the pressure,
bring the ruler and measure my , my ~ treasure.
Yeah~

Simulators are always bad,
some enjoy it, kudos for that,
but I can bear it no more,
still hearing detector whenever I walk down the shore.
Don't even get me started when clerk scans stuff in store!


Oooh, ooh~ feel the pressure,
bring the ruler and measure my , my ~ treasure.
Yeah~

As treasures repeat, so does every Beep,
giving me a headache with infernal bloop,
for gameplay is one big neverending loop.
This game can be either a blessing or a curse,
I enjoyed it but it left me with an empty purse. : (

Oooh, ooh~ feel the pressure,
bring the ruler and measure my , my ~ treasure.
Yeah~ , Yeah~ , Yeah~ !

[Harmonica solo]

It has the potential to bring you closer to Zen,
but glitchy objects will wanna make you end up like Uncle Ben.
As for me... well.. I'm never playing this again.

Oooh, ooh~ feel the pressure,
bring the ruler and measure my , my ~ treasure.
Yeah~
Oh baby, get funky with me!


What will you feel on the end?
[Metal detector sounds mixed with blues]

Oooh, ooh~ feel the pressure, Yeah that's right.
bring the ruler and measure my , my ~ treasure.
Yeah~ !


I'm an idiot (or a genius - who knows with such fine line) who is good at funny lyrics, dad jokes and bad puns, but thank you if you've reached the end and are currently reading this. You.Are.Amazing (or a masochist). 💖
For more cringe and pain check out more of my reviews.

Edit:Omg guys, you're so kind and awesome. 🥺 I totally wasn't expecting such huge response lol, let alone all the rewards. Fudge, invisible ninjas are cuttin onions somewhere. Frak!