Recent reviews by Tomato

Welcome to P.U.B.G if you would like to pay for an anti cheat that is about as useful as an autistic kid on a submarine then this game is for you, you unlucky son if a ♥♥♥♥♥. This game kicks off with a thrilling drop into a cluster off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless equipment, on the rare occasion you get a weapon, congrats you may have gotten a single kill... Now if you would also like the deluxe model it comes with a red zone that may on occasion blow you up inside of "safe areas". Also if you enjoy long walks/drive's to calm you down then get ready. For about 5 minutes/ as long as the illusion lasts, you can have some bliss but once thats over you will probably die to some random poorly generated rock that will get you caught in it and blow you up for no apparent reason. Also if you are working with an average computer dont even bother attempting to run this thing, its optimised about as well as your experience will go. Now if you somehow make it past all this then prepare for the blue zone, this mistress will creep up on you, slowly bend you over, and ♥♥♥♥ you senseless as it will kill you faster then you are able to heal/5 seconds, so if you make it past the 20 minutes of the game without being shot but some hacking cuck then get ready for that... also thsi blue zone tends to do everything in its power to place you in a spot to ♥♥♥♥ you silly.. all in all the dopamine you get off a single game may be worth it but hey, atleast the bikes are fun to ride...