My name is Big John, Maximus Boshius. Commander of the Romford Bull Army, General of the Bosh Legions, faithful to the true emperor Johnny Fisher, the Romford Bull. Father to a devoured prawn cracker, husband to a half-eaten chicken ball... and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it.

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her ♥♥♥♥♥. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then ♥♥♥♥ her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I ♥♥♥.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown ♥♥♥♥♥ so bad it hurts.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, mosin sniper flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, retake ability, bunny hopping,avto spray control and getting kills.

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Instances such as this is when I am reminded that we, as a collective, have to move as fast as our slowest person. But I must say that sending someone a gif image of a throbbing ♥♥♥♥, in regards to social skills is like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the street. While you are free to do so, as it is your choice, however considering the street, like this discord; we have to share with others. So I can also choose to ask you to stop or simply walk away. The act of stopping is your choice and until you figure out to think before acting or speaking, I shall choose the latter.
And before you confuse this response as an emotional overreaction to fit your narrative, I will clarify by saying the cliche: I am not mad, just disappointed. Peace and love