The Thing ERM
The Thing ERM
Sitka, Alaska, United States
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Silent Strategic, Slightly unhinged
hey, welcome to my profile



pretty chill guy. mostly. once you get past the part where i seem completely unapproachable and possibly dangerous. i promise i'm normal. i am not normal.

cs2 / cs:go



currently working on my skills in cs2 and i use that phrase loosely. i know the fundamentals. i understand the game. my hands just haven't fully agreed to cooperate yet. i'm not the best player i am aware of this, my teammates are aware of this, the enemy team is very aware of this but i'm getting better and that's what counts.

i definitely didn't just blame the server for that last round

the grind is real and i respect the game too much to quit on it. one day i will peak around that corner at the right time. today was not that day.

strategy games



this is where i actually know what i'm doing. hoi4 is basically a second home at this point. i've toppled governments, rewritten history, accidentally started world wars i wasn't ready for, and very much on purpose started world wars i absolutely was ready for. if you need someone to plan a naval invasion of britain at 2am, i'm your guy.

there's something about grand strategy that just clicks for me. the planning, the patience, the moment a 6-month campaign finally comes together that's the good stuff. i take it seriously. maybe a little too seriously. see above re: not being normal.

co-op & comms



yes i have a mic. no i probably won't use it much. i'm more of a listener i'll hear your callouts, i'll process the info, i'll respond in game sense rather than words. if something important needs saying i'll say it, but don't expect me to be the guy narrating every move.

quiet doesn't mean afk. i'm there, i'm paying attention, i've just decided words are optional.

adding me



i'm chill, genuinely but it does take a minute to warm up. first impression of me is probably "why is this guy so quiet" and honestly fair. stick around and it gets better. leave a comment before you add me so i know you're a real human and not a bot running a scam on my three cs2 cases.

silent, strategic, slightly unhinged. welcome to the profile.
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