You probably drive a Civic because your dream was always to fix things, like the broken image your father had of you your entire life, one of dissapointment and disgust. And when you told him that you wanted to be a builder so you could fix things he just told you to stop wanting to dress like one of the Village People and start acting like a grown man. However, you could never take the pressure responsibilities given to you and eventually cracked, leading your broken heart, soul, and mind to buy the only thing that was cheap and easy enough that you could fix it: a Honda Civic.

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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland shall do business with ya!

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.