Oh? You're checking this profile? Looks like you just encountered ThePixelatedGamer in one of your lobbies. Let me just explain to you how its going to go.

If you're on the same team as him, here's what you do:

- Walk at least three steps behind him, and always watch his flank. Don't get me wrong; he's got it covered, but you don't want him to embarass you TOO bad.
- Never call him a hacker. That aim is real, and the god rolls are legit. You're just witnessing a master at work.
- Don't ever try and steal his kills, and NEVER ninja loot anything in his line of sight. You'd better know your place, or things are gonna get messy!
- Sit back, and enjoy the carry.

And if you're on the other team... heh...
- Dodge while you have the chance.

You'd better follow these instructions to the letter. If you doubt me, you're gonna be proven wrong... FAST. And if you don't like what you see... Hah....... lets just say you need to "git gud"