Ironic Loli
Matthew   Maidstone, Kent, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
True Cringe, straight from the UK
What the ♥♥♥♥ have I done




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFA3sQ6cb2c
Perfection (DDLC SPOILERS)









For the sexy laugh of Stomedy, Human Malteaser: https://youtu.be/FprSUMpBj6Y?t=38






Owner Of Michael Rosens Plams, Commander/Co-Founder (Kinda) of The Thunderbolts
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
A Cringy Autistic Guy's Bio
I'm just another 21 year old who likes to play games. However, if you want to know more, Continue reading, I guess

I play games. A LOT. I mainly play and have skill at incremental games (It sounds insane but they do have methods to them) and rhythm games such as Audiosurf and Osu!. I'm particularly impressed with my Osu! record as I am in the top 50 Catch players in the UK and continuing to climb (Though much slower now.)

Onto the non gaming stuff: I am pretty much always up to talk, and about pretty much anything. I am even happy enough to spam solely YouTube links as responses (No ♥♥♥♥, I have done this back and forth for an entire hour before now.) If you want to talk about music, I have to say I am fairly biased towards VGM/BGMs and Metal (The heavier, the better.) I'm also always up for intellectual talks, but on the inverse, I can also talk for ages about stupid stuff, a specialty of mine being the subject of meme culture.

If you want to add me, that's cool, but please don't add me if your profile is private-if you really insist, then leave a comment and I will then very likely add you, just state the reason. While it's not really applicable yet, please don't add me just to trade

I took a 16personalities test and I got Logician. I am 80% introverted and 20% extroverted, 79% intuitive and 31% observant, 63% thinking and 37% feeling, 66% prospecting and 34% judging and 73% turbulent and 27% assertive.

I like Astrophysics, but I happen to be absolutely terrible at maths, so feel free to lecture me on the subject if you wish xD

Highlights:
Why Am I still getting raped?
Because you're Keemstar's daughter
WOW, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dark
Dark as Alex the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Te4mLuna: 01:25 - Te4mLuna: Ninja and I vs. Gopnik, Bigpapa, Taso, Fried Chicken and Matthew
01:25 - Te4mLuna: Ninja and I won xD
01:25 - Hat Skeleton!: thats because gopnik was afk
01:25 - Hat Skeleton!: and bigpapa was hackusing
01:25 - Te4mLuna: you watched ?
01:26 - Hat Skeleton!: no
01:26 - Hat Skeleton!: thats what both of them always do
01:26 - Te4mLuna: HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Te4mLuna: 18:49 - Gopnik: jesus doesnt want you to fap so he broke your hand c:
18:50 - Te4mLuna: I should turn into a girl, this is carnage...
18:51 - Te4mLuna: now, stop with that, lets talk about something else
18:51 - Gopnik: about you being a girl?
18:51 - Gopnik: that's a terrifying thought :')
18:51 - Te4mLuna: oh god, what have i done
18:52 - Gopnik: I'm just trying to imagine you with boobs
18:52 - Gopnik: oh god my eyes hurt
18:52 - Te4mLuna: ouch ?
18:52 - Gopnik: Luna is a girl c:
18:53 - Te4mLuna: ...
18:53 - Te4mLuna: ill just
18:53 - Te4mLuna: shut my phone
18:53 - Gopnik: *unzips pants*
18:53 - Te4mLuna: place it next to ne
18:53 - Gopnik: c:
18:53 - Gopnik: C:
18:53 - Te4mLuna: and- WTF GOPNIK
18:53 - Gopnik: CC:
18:53 - Gopnik: c'mere C:
18:53 - Te4mLuna: you are so broken
18:53 - Te4mLuna: in so nany ways
18:54 - Te4mLuna: *many
18:53 - Gopnik: I have a glitch in my brain :D
18:54 - Te4mLuna: you are so perverted
18:55 - Te4mLuna: anyways, have a good one
18:55 - Gopnik: Don't you worry :3
18:55 - Gopnik: heheheheh
18:55 - Te4mLuna: I just reached my Gopnik limit right there...
18:55 - Gopnik: ♥♥♥♥♥ out for Marcella
18:55 - Te4mLuna: yeah, okay, good night
18:56 - Gopnik: it will be :3

Te4mLuna: Matt, get the nuke!
Daddy K: *Enola Gay can be heard above*
Daddy K: *Khrushchev can be seen atop the Kremlin waving a broom*

Undisclosed: I will be using a strap-on
Emo: But you have a ♥♥♥♥ right?
Me: He's saving himself for marriage
(Hilarity ensues)

Oi Tom, You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
*What's Wrong With Me?! Micspam*

Undisclosed: yes daddy ?

Communist Daddy: *Absorbs lolis*

Me: Am I gonna have to start to nickname you manlet in TS?
Spook: GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF MATTHEW

<00:04:43> "[Quarkenger] Quarkenger": the w in owo stands for white supremacy

*explaining necrophilia*
Me:Instead of sliding in those DMs you slide into that mortuary
Emo: It gives a whole new meaning to cracking open a cold one

<00:11:35> "[Quarkenger] Quarkenger": Do they have room in Hell for furries?

Me:To get me back for the lynching joke, he made a joke about me not being able to see or touch my ♥♥♥♥ or use it for sex due to the fat rolls. I responded with the rather impressive:
That's what I lift weights for. Also, when I go for the lolis, the fat rolls hold them down so they can't escape
Needless to say, he was dead on the spot
Jin: christ

Fun Chat with a Friend too long to post here: https://pastebin.com/90YaV2sz

Yeah I'm not going to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pansexual orgy
Hey guys
Looking for some horny pans

Me:Mate, you're about as straight as a flexi ruler

Millennial_Woes:only white beta incels allowed in the ethnostate

Me to Adust: Jamie you buy Nike sweatshops just so you can blackmail the kids working there to lick your chinky winky, that's why you have no money

Ironic Loli: "An evening of WB for me. I have to go to an education dinner in London, at a needlessly poncey hotel."
Ironic Loli: Then, while leaving, he rolled down his car window and shouted produce
Ironic Loli: Then again, what else would he do?
(Me commenting on my history teacher's antics yet again)

Louis, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Beth. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a pool of feminist margarine (Me commenting on a running joke)

Me: The Earth is as flat as my waifu's chest!

(REDACTED): I dreamed, that your thing was a bonus character in a virtual reality video game
(REDACTED): And after everyone else left
(REDACTED): We ♥♥♥♥♥♥
(REDACTED): The end
Ironic Loli: You just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a 13 year old in your dreams, congrats :)
(REDACTED): :D

Me: Bukakke, huh? Yeah, the "Fountain of Youth."

"Well done! If you could just shave another 200 words off to be on the safe side..."-Joseph Millard, after marking my word-reduced essay that caused me a great deal of pain. Little did we know, we would have to shave 300 words off...

Millard: What did Mao want his opposition to do?
Me: Die!
Everyone: *Looks at me then burst out laughing*

Me:To be fair, kids should be given White russians instead of milk

KILL ALL THE NATIVES
REPLACE THEM WITH THE ENGLISH
ETHNOSTATE
ASHES FOR THE ANGLO
DIRECT RULE FROM LONDON
-Me

Me-I want to throat ♥♥♥♥ a lamprey
Ironic Loli Mar 17, 2019 @ 4:09pm 
Nah mate that's Harvey
Tomsk Mar 17, 2019 @ 4:05pm 
Man's hefty
Lord Von Eztli Apr 10, 2018 @ 2:10pm 
lmao
Ironic Loli Apr 8, 2018 @ 5:40am 
50 loli hentai mangas, mint condition, translated...permitted.
Kady Apr 8, 2018 @ 5:37am 
*opens briefcase*
Ironic Loli Apr 8, 2018 @ 5:21am 
Oh my...Well then show me the contents...