You're kicking ass at tetris... tetris? I'ma go be stupid somewhere else - Damian 2024

Is that Obama oh it's Steve Harvey - Cody 2024

This fish is edging me - Damian 2024

George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine - Kaylee 2023

If I find Dad, I will let him kill me - Damian 2023

I like guys - Carlos 2023

Cody my man, stop sending me women I'm tryna sleep - Damian 2023

What does the pizza have that I don't? - Damian 2023

I'm so glad we haven't hung out as much this year because you haven't been able to make quotes of me - Damian 2023

I just tried biting my hand rq - Sam 2023

I've never seen a woman - Damian 2022

I couldn't find the game.... so basically I was deaf - Chris 2022

woah another meme, I can't believe it - Damian 2022

WHAT IS THIS BED - Damian 2022

Y'all can suck my ♥♥♥♥, I still get 30 minutes of Wednesday - Damian 2022

You need bigger balls - Kaylee 2022

I'ma log into her - Damian 2021

Why are there pants on my profile? - Damian 2021

I made myself Disney - Damian 2021

I'm gonna go mom mode on some ass right now - Cody 2021

Your ass better feel better by the time I wake up or so help me god I will curse you to play fortnite for 3 days - Cody 2021

after you kill 39 people it gets hard to remember - Carlos 2021

Gonna flex on these shadows with my massive fiery d!ck - Canta 2021

You kept sending me men - Cody 2021

How do I stick? - Damian 2021

He couldn't handle my looping sword - Damian 2021

His sword was no match for my big stick - Cody 2021

Maybe I'm not fit to be a crab - Damian 2021

I wanted to say rest in peace not work in progress - Cody 2021

I'mma break your gay - Cody 2021

It was the smallest ♥♥♥♥ of my life - Damian 2020

♥♥♥♥ I PICKED THE WRONG CLOSET - Damian 2020

Are you secretly Asian? - Damian 2020

Let's find some boners - Damian 2020

Can I buy your dead body? - Cody 2020

I want that tombstone - Damian 2020

My legs aren't that thicc... wait - Cody 2020

Do you mind if I go on a five minute rant on how guys are always flirting with me... wait guys? - Damian 2020

I'm scared of your quote wall - Damian 2020

Why am I black? - Lonk 2020

Can you see color? - Cody 2019

Oops, that was a civilian... or as I like to call them, acceptable casualties - Cody 2019

If I can't have my propaganda, he can't have his Shrek. - Cody 2019

im boutta water you like a plant - Cody 2019

I'm not one for communism - Carlos 2019

I will eat your entire pants from leg to belt - Jason 2018

I am gay and I like men - Carlos 2018

Black woman get away from me - Cheese 2018

They call me Officer Popsicle - Cody 2018

Why is there dirt underground? - Jason 2018

Can you watch the front of the road for me while I'm shooting them? - Jason 2018

I'm in a better mood now because I have fruit snacks - Jason 2018

Sloppy floppy - Jason 2018

Christian: im focusing on mayonaise

Narwhal(drawing Obama): he is of the color.

Jason: I bought out the entirety of India for $200

Narwhal: I know you like girls
Jason: no
Narwhal: so you're gay?

Oh yeah girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal - Christian 2018

I swear I saw the Asian man winking at me - Christian 2018

Can Latch swallow the big ball? - Jason 2018

I'm gay for women - Jason 2017

Narwhal: Who needs gravity when you have a lightsaber. - 2017

Carlos: When you were 14 how would you describe yourself in one word?
Me: Gay.
Carlos: o-okay

Freak you blackpeoplemeet.com - Carlos 2017

I talk while I speak - Jason 2017

10:18 PM - ?Lonkmeister?: what if i need a liver
10:18 PM - ?Lonkmeister?: can i have yours

Narwhal: What's the capital of booty?
Jason: Little Rock, Arkansas

12:39 AM - The Great Narwhal: k wants n's boday

12:38 AM - (????)Stick in space(?: I'm a sex machine ready to reload!1

1:51 PM - The Great Narwhal: wgeb un askeeo

"Yeah suck on that spoon, I bet you like that." - Lonk 2017

"oooh I'm gay" - Carlos 2017

Koala: ACHOO!
Me: SHADDAP!

"I dab on you http://prnt.sc/csbcpw " - da koala

Khepri sun coming at you with straight facts my dude - Lonk 2016

9:45 PM - da koala: ? bonquisha bonquisha bonquisha ?

"I'M FAST AS FREAK BOIIIIIII" - Narwhal + Lil Mayo 2016

"DA FREAK U MEAN JK" - Lil Mayo 2016

"Pizza. Pizza. Meatball." - Lil Mayo 2016

"I don't wanna play if I can't be white" - Lonk 2016

"You are a superior life form, shaddup" - Panda 2016

"NO DONT TOUCH ME WITH YOUR TONGUE!" - Panda 2016

"I'm buying a bucket, I don't need a face" - Panda 2016

"I CAN BE JUSTIN BEIBER" - Panda 2016

"I need to buy clothes for my MAN" - Panda 2016

"I didn't have da staff" - Koala 2016

4:27 PM - The Great Narwhal™: im gunna rape u

"Phillip, Fetch me the Throbber Knobber" - Ace 2016

"I'm telling you right now that he's not Hitler, because I'm Hitler" - Narwhal 2k16

"I was Hitler once, I know how it feels" - Narwhal 2k16

"Gotta use white goo"-Narwhal 2K16

12:16 AM - The Great Narwhal™: this is "Narwhal After Dark" btw

I like raping people of the opposite sex, I'm looking at you, Narwhal - Squiggles 2015

NANANANANANANAN NO! - Lonk 2015

I WISH I PLAYED TRUMPET - Lonk 2015

"There's a black man on my roof" Diamond: Is it me?