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13 of 50 (26%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:40pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 2:47pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 7:10am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 3:51am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 3:51am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 12:06pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 11:33am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2015 @ 10:57am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2015 @ 10:38am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2014 @ 2:27pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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