Critler, the fate of the world rests upon you. You must convince the Pütler not to drop the A-Бomba. Alternatively, you must convince him to drop only one, right onto Berlin, ideally right by the street where your bunker is located. Take one for the world. For the Deutschenvolken. Peace.

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Attention: Critler reportedly seen above the skies of Kyiv[/b]

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Critler found guilty of murdering Rondo Hatton: went to the gaol the same day

Critler will likely not die of Corona-chan; his country has a kraut-level efficiency health system. Americans, though, led by Orange Hitler, who'll now give handouts to failures, are not going to be as lucky. As for the third world, we might already be dead.

The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Critler is dead. Dead and buried. Deader than Annie Frank. Deader than Jimmy Hoffa. Kicked the bucket. Bought the farm. A hundred feet under. Over the hill. Resting in pieces. Et cetera.

FIRST COMMENT OF 2019!!!
Hope you been good broski, christmas hat gang represent

Hey Critler, sorry to know what happened, I know you wanted real bad to see Bono at the Mercedes-Benz Arena, I hope they refund your tickets

I can't speak for the others, but I certainly did. Being the host didn't help either.

Did we just collectively crash at the very end of the map?

Maybe you should play Resistance before you accuse me of anything. https://youtu.be/ZRkgh2Ql9JY?t=127

no it doesnt . that would mean you would have to have a uav up nice try tho

Excuse? Resistance literally tells you the direction enemies come from, it's an in game feature.
Not everyone who kills you is hacking, buddy.

So that the excuse now for hackin ♥♥♥♥♥ like yourself ????? ♥♥♥♥ off

Using the Resistance Division in CoD WW2 is not hacking, buddy.

you are a hackin ♥♥♥♥ and im not your friend

Using the Resistance Division in CoD WW2 is not hacking, friend.

hackin ♥♥♥♥

Looks like you took my bait hook line and sinker. Not even two days after I change my profile a certain stalker immediately comments on it, and since I know you hate having any point, What better way to get you to show how desperate you are than to throw a few typos into the mix?

Critler, just a heads up, I'll (probably) delete this later if you don't:
It's ''Aggressive'', with two Ss, in ''Aggressive Waiting™''.

I noticed your educational materiel has you ''reccomend''ing someone. Do as you will, but try never to reccomend anybody or anyone (I did it before and it didn't do me any good). Always recommend others instead.

Just like I'm sure you were behind the scenes of many assassinations, but never of a single ''assasination'' (you didn't write that last one, but I'm helping ensure you won't in the future).

https://i.imgur.com/7Z6bqwW.jpg

Go ahead and post a screenshot of those two games where I "lost". I dare you.
You won't, because you completely embarrassed yourself going something like 4-12 against the worst gun in the game.

lose camping, and cry.... ez kid

You have a very limited vocabulary, I'm afraid. If you are so sure that I am a "kid" I would suggest not trying to solicit me, as that leads to some very serious jail time.

lose camping, and cry.... ez kid

Are you more upset that I killed you with the worst gun in the game, two games in a row or the fact you didn't go positive in those two games?

Very very very ez kid, go play minecraft

https://i.gyazo.com/d2943c029b92648768b2a14e8b6a4f06.png
some educational materiel for fellow travellers

All that time stalking critler, you would consider that to be extremely long, can you imagine your timelapse in comparison to an ordinary individual? while you stalked during the time period ordinary people finished college, got jobs, proceeded to escalate up on their careers, started a family, had kids and now we come back to your case, you are still here, stalking someone online.

just let all of that sync in without getting the tism's to sperg out, you'll realize how pathetic your life has been mate, you should really get your ♥♥♥♥ together and start working, heck it should be a lot easier now that trump is elected and you're still here, you're part of the problem, NEETs are horrible components towards society and will never be a productive member, in fact quite the opposite.

adreadline, you've been stalking people for so long, its as if critler broke you without even trying, I don't tend to TL;DR my post, but here goes;

I feel bad for you man, we all moved on, now I don't know what type of autism you have contracted but I'll try my best to explain this whole situation for you, I hope this isn't a wasted effort.

Ah, the classic I don't have an argument so I am going to point out that you forgot a period routine. It's not a suggestion. I'm better than you because you're here talking to me, not the other way around, and you know that.

You're right. I've annoyed you (and your friend) many times, yet you really never annoyed me. I still -- stubbornly, though I doubt in a delusional way as you suggested -- see that as being a cyberbully, a keyboard jerk, an autistic snowflake, a mild pain in the ass, perhaps even all of those at once rather than a stalker , but you do have a point. So there's that.

(Just a note: it's spelled ''etc.'' or ''&c.'', with or without the periods, from ''et cetera''. If you're suggesting you're better than I am, be so at orthography, too)

Best of luck to you and Germany, Critler.

Daily Reminder that he has 3,041 hours on Dota, really makes you think.

"engaging in a course of conduct directed at a person that serves no legitimate purpose and seriously alarms, annoys, or intimidates that person"
Keywords being "serves no legitimate purpose" and "annoys" both of which are true. It's hard to call it an "accusation" when you yourself provide a definition that only reinforces my point.

Reminder that I have never commented on your profile, or in any conversation other than on my own, whereas you not only go out of your way to stalk me, but also people on my friends list. I could easily block you, ect but I'm not that cruel.
Stalking someone better than you makes you feel better about yourself, or maybe you think it's a le epic XD troll and you "got" me. You think you're the only one to try this? Just another price of e-fame.

Either way, I'd at least respect you more if you were honest about it, as stalking someone, giving them a link and saying "b-but I'm not threatening you so it's not stalking" is just pathetic.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/legal/stalking

https://www.merriam-webster.com/legal/cyberstalking

Both definitions mention threats (of bodily harm, but let's keep it simple), something I never directed at you. The broadest, most generous way of defining it is ''seriously'' alarming, annoying, or intimidating someone. You, Critler, are likely annoyed by my posts, and that's it, so your accusation that I'm stalking you was always very weak. You cannot possibly be alarmed or intimidated by what I ever wrote.

I am being confrontative and mocking you for the country where you live. I'm being a jerk. An autistic jerk if so you'd like. Not a stalker.

By the way, brilliant response. I was so focused on how you'd counter by reminding me of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ where I live that I forgot about the sad island nation across the North Sea. You are right: it could be much worse for you.

Also, any lecture about my mind would be a bore. I don't have much of a mind at all. I can assure you of that.

Someone majoring in Psychology would have a field day with adreadline, I can just imagine the headline of portfolio they would prep up for future lectures researching this special snowflake:

"Defining a new branch of Autism: A critical look into the mind of an internet stalker."

At least you're not making any illusions about your stalking anymore.
You obviously are referring to Germany, but almost all of those things can also apply to Britain. As you said, we "lost" two world wars and were conquered, at least we have an excuse. Britain "won" both wars and willingly gave up their empire, their freedom and national identity to play second fiddle to a former colony of theirs to which they also owed a debt to they didn't pay off until 2006.
To answer your question: It could always be much worse, I could be British.

Critler, I'm fully aware that I'm a mere Brazilian and can't hope to ever be more than a shaved off vaginal hair and that I'm double posting, but I'd like you to answer (assuming you are German as you claim to be) the following question:

How it is to belong to a country which lost two world wars (losing millions between soldiers and civilians), was blamed for both of them, cannot develop a nuclear arsenal, has American military bases scattered all over, regulates speech so that evil behavior (such as displaying swastikas or denying the holocaust happened) is grounds for imprisonment, whose government did not care whether or not you were fine with a social project your chancellor later described as ''utterly failed'' (before accepting hundreds of thousands of unassimilable third world denizens in the following years) and would rather have you cloister yourself while surrendering to immigration?

(Yes, I know it's still better than living where I do. I'm not aiming for a comparison)

I'm aware of my insignificance to the discussion, but... Soviets ? What decade you're all living in? Is the Reich still a thing there?

I read that it's hard to be an ♥♥♥♥ sexual in Russia , though

I think Soviets are bad enough, don't even get me started on metrosexual Soviets.

What do you think of the Metro Soviets?

I thank you for your concern, but Trump would never send a faithful follower to Guantanamo. As for "beating his ass" I have already done so, why else do you think he is here?

Critler, if they try to put you in Guantanamo again for being mean, can I be your lawyer? It's said we make good ones. Also I promise to be a pizza if and after you win the trial, for real now

Uncle Adolf, just beat his arse and stop being a ♥♥♥♥♥. It will be easier than Poland, trust me.

You are the one using profanities and insults on my profile, so I don't think you have a very credible case here.

WAIT BAN TRASH ADOLF

If you are going to hurl accusations my way, at least don't do so while having a private profile.

♥♥♥♥ trash nazi

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