Took me 3 months to find out these dino comments exist...what a treat :)

Barry took the panda meat home to his husband known only to the locals as 'friendly mike' who was shocked Barry had brought the panda back as he was coming back from a top secret mission for ben and jerrys from the pyramids, as Barry started to explain the story friendly Mike's arm exploded revealing an annaconda had been grafted to friendly mikes body. Then a sand cloud from space appeared and burried the earth under 900 miles of sand killing everything instantly apart from horses with food bags strapped to their heads, over millions of years they learnt to swim in the sands and are now known has ponymaids.

Also creeds alright i guess.

Saw a bee once, Creed came over, he was like hey dude this bee landed on ma nose, and me like, yeah sure mom, so i knocked it off his nose and it flew into a wild elephants eye and their species was destroyed, Creed thanked me for taking the bee king down and walked away,right then i checked my pockets and all my bamboo was missing, i shook my hand and waved at the sky, 'why creed!!! why!!!!!' i shouted, creed turned around and tore his face off revealing he was actually a panda, a weather helicopter flew past with a man hanging out and shouted to the pilot 'look barry, that panda'conned'er ' and then the panda collapsed as was low on blood sugar and was eaten by barry from the helicopter who was a connoisseur of exotic meal.

<3

Quiet, quiet.