黑八哥: bacon's drinking

Baconbits: Would you say that visually, 16 and 19 are close?
黑八哥: Ish
黑八哥: About three years difference

Yukino El Gato: yo no memes bro
Baconbits: :(

Yukino El Gato: I need your voice inside me

Okami Limubay: *AFFECTIONATELY SUPLEXES*

Tolanater: My tummy is a-rumbly

黑八哥: Go forth my daughter
黑八哥: Fetcheth thine memes

Okami Amaterasu: Wanna see a disappearing trick?
Okami Amaterasu: I call it "all the enemy towers"
Okami Amaterasu: :^)

Dogcar20: Hey remember when I started world war two?

Okami Limubay: WHOA, GUYS
Okami Limubay: I JUST NOTICED
Okami Limubay: THE AMOUNT OF HOURS I'VE PLAYED WARFRAME IS ABOUT TO REACH
Okami Limubay: "ENTIRELY TOO MANY"

黑八哥: I only come to group chat to compete for more places on Bacon's funniest chat moments
Okami Amaterasu: Star is competition...

Dogcar20: I feel like I'm regaining my virginity doing DnD
Baconbits: lmfao
Dogcar20: Soon I'll just start roleplaying my life
Dogcar20: "Gary, why didn't you do your homework?"
Dogcar20: "I rolled a 1 on motivation."

DO IT FOR DALE: this game took my life and in return all it gave me was arthritus

kat maneuver: also i bumped into some guy in the uk
kat maneuver: and he was like
kat maneuver: "o ♥♥♥♥ srry m8"
kat maneuver: and i got wet

Guitar: I have an easy out because I've lived in black hoods my whole life and Flint has the highest crime rate of any american city
get out of here stalker: S H I T T Y W A T E R
Guitar: Don't ♥♥♥♥ with me I'll shank ur nan
Guitar: and die of lead poisoning

Guitar: I'd trust Valve with running the US government
Guitar: more so than Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton
Guitar: There'd be no World War III :^)

99dSFMu12: you dc'd 62 times
Okami Amaterasu has disconnected.
99dSFMu12: 63

黑八哥: If you didn't buy it at a gas station, you're doing it wrong.

(playing skyrim special edition)
黑八哥: What's hilarous is that my screenshot button doesn't work in Skyrim either.
黑八哥: I had to change it.
黑八哥: To Space.
Baconbits: What
黑八哥: Imagine the pictures I'm taking.
Baconbits: why did you change it to space
黑八哥: Bc like, what else is close to my hands?!
黑八哥: It was the gd app key
Baconbits: idk
Baconbits: print screen?
黑八哥: between windows and alt key on the right.
黑八哥: That's all the way at the top!
Baconbits: WHY ARE YOU MOVING WHILE YOU TAKE A PICTURE ANYWAYS
Baconbits: ????????????????
黑八哥 is now offline. [puu.sh]

黑八哥: When I say I own this town, I mean I literally have all your things.

Yukino El Gato: alrite bacon im on the case
Yukino El Gato: time to view those chats
Yukino El Gato: :B1:
Baconbits: :B1:
Yukino El Gato has changed their name to Detective Yukino.
Detective Yukino: i aint ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around no more
Detective Yukino: :B1:
Baconbits: LMAO

kacper mega pro: ! ROBOT
kacper mega pro has used his crit canteen!

"Can someone who isn't fully tripped out on acid please take care of these snipers?" -Maria

Quaxi Girl: baconbits looking like an easybake oven

Cornhulio: what's the fun in yiffing someone who's just wearing rabbit ears it's like cucking someone who's got a friend they ironically say "i love you" to

Guitar: Can you put training wheels on this conversation?

Bluestar: Wishing the cowbell was never introduced in music

ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥: i live under a rock legit
Baconbits: how comfy is it
ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥: cozy as ♥♥♥♥ dude if i think about being good at r6 hard and long enough i can almost forget the pain of being crushed alive by a boulder

Bluestar: hitsound - sound - ui - hitsound (this file was previously named SUGOI~.wav, return it to its original name?)
Bluestar: hELL yES

Guitar: I tried astral projection once
Guitar: never in my life have I felt such a heightened sense
Guitar: of wasted time

Bluestar: also if you're going to build a house with your friend, make sure he doesn't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ tastes or else you'll live in a house built by an idiot
Bluestar: source: me

Guitar: this race is boring as ♥♥♥♥
félicité: lmao
félicité: should just
félicité: purposely crash
félicité: into someone
Guitar: im in first
Guitar: wtf is this race
Guitar: one hand on my ipad
Guitar: e other in the wheel
Guitar: oh ehsi
félicité: LMFAO

Guitar: i spilled my sloppy joe meat

trap: i'm busy making
trap: makeshift pocket ♥♥♥♥♥ so
trap: so yea im doin that
bacon: lmao nice
trap: ahah
trap: i am DIY master
trap: brb
bacon: LMFAO

Guitar: ♥♥♥♥ soup
Guitar: soup is the lowliest form of food
Guitar: you can't take a bite of soup
Guitar: you can't get a consistent amount of ♥♥♥♥ every time since it all runs off your spoon
Guitar: and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scalding hot so you have to wait 30 minutes before you can eat
Guitar: or, better yet, you can blow air on every spoonful like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
Guitar: HOW ABOUT JUST MAKE A SOLID MEAL
Guitar: LIKE THE REST OF THE REGULAR PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET
Guitar: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIPSTERS
Guitar: Chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, fish soup, vegetable soup, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asian soup with the noodles that they pinch with their sticks and go
Guitar: *SUCK SUCK SUCK SMACK SMACK*
Guitar: as if soup isn't bad enough those poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat it like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aliens
Guitar: squash soup, pea soup
Guitar: every kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soup sucks
Guitar: You know what, this ♥♥♥♥ can wait my final essay is going to be about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUP, AND WHY IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS!
Guitar: You can argue about porn all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, and there's an argument to be made for whatever you think. But there is an inherent truth that can't be ignored
Guitar: that which is hot is hot
Guitar: just like soup
Guitar: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS
Guitar: F U C K
Guitar: S O U P
ijre: i just got back lmfao
ijre: IS THIS
ijre: RELA
ijre: ARE YOU ACXTUALLY MAKING THIS AND TPYING IT
ijre: OG YTM GO D
Guitar: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate soup suckers man. I can't stand it.
ijre: LMFAO
Guitar: Degenerate isn't a word I use, ever.
Guitar: But I make exception for this
Guitar: Soup is a technology best left in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1600s, just like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate human beings who resided in the era.
Guitar: Liquids are made for drinking, solids are made for eating
Guitar and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hipsters say
Guitar: NO *SMACKS LIPS* IMMA EAT *BLOWS ON FOOD* A LIQUID *BURNS MOUTH*
ijre: LFMASOIFEJHWAFEOHAWSFIOEWAFJAWEFW
ijre: HRDT;MH
ijre: 'TRDH;DTR
ijre: '
ijre: GHF
here's the full chat log [pastebin.com]

Crim the Derg: I stabbed my hand making brownies last night

hongkongmilktea: the year is 2230
penises make spirals
your soulmate is determined by the only lady that can fit your penis without bleeding or being bruised
it's now impossible to accidentally go in the wrong hole, because your penis is a massive spiral and you cannot just accidentally corkscrew someone
ah, yes, the future. beautiful.