Big fat ♥♥♥♥ and needs to sort out his rotten deadlocks

-rep wears a pubewig out in public still thinks it's a propper wig the old bint i hope you fall off your rocking chair and snap a finger because that''s what you deserve, oh and also stole my cat clippers i use to cut my toe nails they get a bit brittle sometimes.

-rep NVM he broke up with me and stole my jimmy saviles used hairbrush i got from eBay for a smacking good deal at £46 and 56 pence hope i get it back on insurance.

-rep told me he was gonna trade me his ronny pickerin memrobilia but instead gave me half a chewed up fizzy fang from the 3 for £1 deal at sainsburrys take people like this off steam