"We cannot let this- we’ve never allowed any crisis from a civil war straight through to the pandemic of 17 all the way round, 16. We have never, never let our democracy sakes, second fiddle way they- we can both have a democracy, and elections and at the same time correct the public health"
- Joe Biden

"We are the most powerful military force in the history of man. Every fight is our fight. Because what happens over here matters over there. We don't get to sit one out. Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Let's get to work."
— Shepherd

now ғυcĸ oғғ wιll yoυ ғaт υѕeleѕѕ pιece oғ yanĸy danĸy doddle ѕнιтe

- Gordon Raмѕay

"When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal." -Richard M. Nixon

"If you go through a quantum inverted vortex at the agreed angle discussed in Effermin's Theorem, then you will reverse the reality of all subsequent time warps, leaving the future reef temporal rift in the state of partical protocenic nebulization."
- Urkel With Tits