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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 8:30am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2016 @ 2:11am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2016 @ 5:05am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2016 @ 3:09am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 3:50am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 8:42am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:45am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2022 @ 6:36am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2016 @ 5:28pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2016 @ 5:31am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 7:19am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2022 @ 2:45am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 7:57am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2016 @ 3:23am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2016 @ 8:40am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2016 @ 11:35am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2016 @ 8:15am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2016 @ 8:36am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2016 @ 11:30am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2016 @ 1:47pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2016 @ 2:05pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 5:11am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 4:38am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2016 @ 8:15am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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