Well, hai there you lovely people.

This would be my profile, obviously. Take a look around. It's very... grey, isn't it? Well yes, I suppose it is. I am currently going through what one might call an extended morbid phase, hence the lovely Emily as my avatar. Watch Corpse Bride, and you'll understand.

My favorite things include foxes and bluejays (obviously), Warrior cats (Jayfeather FTW), Tim Burton, Jack and Sally, Victor and Emily, Edward Scissorhands, Johnny Depp, Harry Potter.... Shall I continue? Yes? Okay....

Fried okra, poetry, music, Kenny Chesney, Oasis, Toby Keith, Willie and Waylon and the boys (song reference. Cookie to you if you get it!), Scraps the Undead Dog, Dramione, DRAPPLE!, Frank Sinatra, Skulduggery Pleasant....

The list goes on.

I enjoy writing immensely, as well as acting. I hope to be a film director some day, with some novels and poetry collections and - hopefully - good acting jobs on the side. I would also like to get a degree in physics, or relativity, something really interesting like that.

I like adjectives :3

I also enjoy this face. ---> :3

I love that stupid corny shi- *crap* they come up with to illustrate pictures of couples where the guy is all sweet that would never really happen.

Belle was blind. Snow White was a wimp. Cinderella was vain. Aurora was dumb.

Have I ruined your childhood yet? >:3 ...Well, I approve of Fiona. That's it.

If I don't know you, I probably won't accept a request. Just as a forewarning. I am not an overly friendly person, so.... *pokes with a stick* Stay away :3


Check me out on Wattpad at LittleNightingale and read my depressing poems! I can count on my fingers how many poems I've written where someone doesn't end up dead or horribly depressed!

theadventuresofcottonmouth.weebly.com <--- Check out my book!

X's and O's (Trisha Yearwood) :D

- The slightly scary person who is sitting at the computer, clacking away and smiling goofily.