Maaaan (or womaaaan), listen... This game will seriously make you question how you spend your free time on Steam. Forget about those obscure, fanservice-laden humpfest Visual Novels or HuniePop... This game will make you feel like you're on that weird part of Youtube and enjoying it. This game will constantly remind you of your debilitating inadequacy as a gamer. The amount of time you'll spend on this game if you're dedicated enough will have you wondering exactly what you've been doing with your life. Lemme tell you: You will see some s**t. You will see s**t that tears you apart from the inside out. You will experience primal, ravenous emotions that you never knew you had. You will feel an adrenaline rush more intense than skydiving out of a burning plane with a wet, hungry dog for a parachute. You will suddenly find yourself stronger than the Incredible Hulk after a trip to the DMV after his car was towed when you realize how hard you can throw your controller after failing that one level for the 1,536th time (this game counts deaths, by the way, just to taunt you for your inevitable failures).

It starts off charming enough, passively teaching you the controls and the VERY basic plot of the game (Just think Super Mario Bros., but with a cube of meat as Mario, a cube of Bandages as Peach, and a sentient fetus in a jar wearing a tuxedo and tophat as Bowser). But once the tutorial levels are over, the difficulty ramps up faster than The Flash after a week-long caffiene and cocaine binge fueled by existential frustration.

Also, this game is REALLY hard, but REALLY fun. Oh, and if you're also a frequenter of Newgrounds, were a fan of platformers from the 80's, and/or have played other Indie platformers, you're in for a real treat because this game is LOADED with references and secrets. Play it and see!

Maaaan (or womaaaan), listen... This game will seriously make you question how you spend your free time on Steam. Forget about those obscure, fanservice-laden humpfest Visual Novels or HuniePop... This game will make you feel like you're on that weird part of Youtube and enjoying it. This game will constantly remind you of your debilitating inadequacy as a gamer. The amount of time you'll spend on this game if you're dedicated enough will have you wondering exactly what you've been doing with your life. Lemme tell you: You will see some s**t. You will see s**t that tears you apart from the inside out. You will experience primal, ravenous emotions that you never knew you had. You will feel an adrenaline rush more intense than skydiving out of a burning plane with a wet, hungry dog for a parachute. You will suddenly find yourself stronger than the Incredible Hulk after a trip to the DMV after his car was towed when you realize how hard you can throw your controller after failing that one level for the 1,536th time (this game counts deaths, by the way, just to taunt you for your inevitable failures). It starts off charming enough, passively teaching you the controls and the VERY basic plot of the game (Just think Super Mario Bros., but with a cube of meat as Mario, a cube of Bandages as Peach, and a sentient fetus in a jar wearing a tuxedo and tophat as Bowser). But once the tutorial levels are over, the difficulty ramps up faster than The Flash after a week-long caffiene and cocaine binge fueled by existential frustration. Also, this game is REALLY hard, but REALLY fun. Oh, and if you're also a frequenter of Newgrounds, were a fan of platformers from the 80's, and/or have played other Indie platformers, you're in for a real treat because this game is LOADED with references and secrets. Play it and see!