PreαchMuffin
Jesus ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
New York, New York, United States
Who even read these anymore lmao :sans:
Who even read these anymore lmao :sans:
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Dec 23, 2025 @ 9:32am 
Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2024 @ 3:53pm 
Santa! The children, they've lit the beacon with milk and cookies, Christmas calls for aid! Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:42pm 
The night Saruman stole christmas, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRjmD9h-YY Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2022 @ 6:09pm 
Christmas should be done your way, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=039H2I5zxx4 Merry Christmas!
Dec 24, 2021 @ 12:27am 
Just a PSA please do not shoot men coming down from your chimneys this year! Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
Did you preform your yearly cookie sacrifice to appease the Claus? Merry Christmas!