Guarding banana with Ronnie - can't lose.

i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

Sei nicht BOSE!

"What do I have planned for Christmas Eve? Me, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pasta, and beef jerky for desert."

"Hey Mike, what should we do with this hot tub?"
Mike: "Oh who gives a ♥♥♥♥ just pull the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing out and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rid of it!"

"I'd like to be a goblin."
"Nope, can't do that."
"Can I be a gnome"?
"Nope."
"What can I be?"
"You're a dwarf."