Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
🤓
No, his mind is not for rent
To any god or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren't permanent -
But change is.
😩
Celebrity Schadenfreude:
Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😙
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain
😯
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
🤕
An ounce of mother is worth a ton of priest.
-- Spanish proverb
😪
You auto buy now.
😱
He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.
😬
"What do people like to drink here, then?"
The landlord looked sideways at his customers, a clever trick given that
they were directly in front of him.
-- Mort goes out for a drink
(Terry Pratchet

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