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Average daily Bydgoszcz/Wordington/Ohio/Florida/somefunnylocationwellknownfromweirdpeople driving simulator.

Pros:
+Vehicular manslaughter
+Pretty good soundtrack
+There's funny characters like "Big Cheese" (haha get it?? It's bigle smonke from the Rockstar Games award winning game Grand Theft Auto: San Antonio in which there's a funny scene when Smonke demands a borgir and everybody laughs. It's the funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen; love it) or "Ivan Komrad" (It's ya boooooi gopnik maaaan *dies from alcohol poisoning*).
+Vehicular miscarriage
+Nice driving model and damage system
+It's the closest thing we get to "modern FlatOut" vibe
+Vehicular misuse of a firearm
+There's a doggie

Cons:
-Weird engine behaviour (Engines can rev up to 7k RPM when starting but then car shifts go only to 2-3 RPM... well actually It's just average ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ driving experience)
-Vehicular Robbery

Verdict: 7,945533/10 - Pretty good

It's pretty good ngl
+ Having an alert which you can only anwer "ok"
+ Has Supra car good (Yeah I'm awesome JDM fan Supra car goootte mbmbmm)
- Getting banned for having the word "free" in your wonderful innocent white van (You can't have "free dodo farts" anymore It's bad not wholesome)
- Removing "Super Sport" emblems on chevys so they can finally be fully american (no nazism wholesome 100 ♥♥♥♥ hitler he baby dodo fardt)
- Getting constantly disconnected from the session because everyone "plays" 50 lap goliaths with automatic driving on (We need to ban those "free" stickers It's more important than server integrity am I right?)
- Has GrubHub music
Great game 2,53/10 highly recommend

spaghut
No i generalnie fajny remake ngl
makaron text

No jest spoko

Tera poprawnie se moge być prezytentem no i latać i w ogóle dobre
fajne polecam

[put complains about big amount of fnaf dupes and save's, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 year old kiddos and russian sexists who's begging for likes here]
After that: Good game
I've just wanted to max out that steam award badge that's all...

Nie no generalnie spoko gierka.
Pomimo 3k godzin możesz ciągle grać jak ktoś, co tą grę ledwo zobaczył! :D
I są czapki!
I ludzie tam mają jeszcze śmieją z rzeczy, które nie są już śmieszne! Taki kabarecik bym powiedział.
I są drwiny!
Fajna społeczność i takie tam lubią gadać i wyzywać, i bluźnić, i fajne no.
I są jeszcze bronie, spluwy i giwery! piu piu
A ludzie są różni: od niemowlaków przez triggerujących się proplayer'ów do potężnych Niemców furfagów
Gra dla każdego od każdego wat robiona teraz przez 6 osób! Od Zawora prosto do twojego domku :D
Problem tylko taki, że troszku nie żyje no :(
I ten no... czapki są fajne no...
fajne no dobre