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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.9 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 29, 2017 @ 9:45am

We purchased and played this game as a joke and never expected it to be "good" but it was bad in some bizarrely unexpected ways. From the controls being listed on a briefly seen splash screen to the monster's comically slow banking turns to the terrible grain filter (which can be turned off but why is it even there?) to incomprehensible cursor prompts, Bloody Boobs is a frustrating experience. It's technically playable if you excuse things like map holes and loading in to be frozen in place or potentially needing to force Vsync in your GPU utility to avoid crashes, but it's not much fun except as a brief train wreck. Not worth it from a "so bad, it's good" standpoint when Steam has literally thousands of "good because it's good" games to spend your time and money on instead.
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2 Comments
Syntax Error Nov 29, 2017 @ 10:50am 
Eh, I've seen better.
Zipomatic Nov 29, 2017 @ 10:41am 
Yeah, but are the bewbs well rendered?