A tonally dissonant game that veers into both gross-out shock and Very Special Episode lessons, you find yourself unable to concentrate on a time sensitive task because of your unsatisfied libido. So, controlling the animated avatar of your genitals, you strike out into the world to have yourself some sex which obviously means some puzzle solving and mini-games and that sort of thing. From there, despite multiple people to hook up with and multiple ways to go about it, the game gets rather railroady with every partnering ending... unsatisfactory... to bring you to the Big Lesson And Talk at the end. But, by that point, you've already been expected to do enough juvenile gross nonsense that any message is lost. I wasn't even so much offended by the actions, I just don't need it to end with the developers turning a chair around to sit in it backwards and say "Ok, so lets have a talk about sex..."

The game isn't a total loss: the animation is usually well done, the stage set aesthetic is cute, there's a lot of environmental interaction and some of the situations are amusing. But then it suffers from tedious elements like getting constantly knocked around by NPCs and most of the "bad" endings are just "Then you get beaten up" which lacks in creativity after a few instances. The final product is only occasionally fun and the messaging is so muddled that I can't really recommend someone spend time or money on this one.

A tonally dissonant game that veers into both gross-out shock and Very Special Episode lessons, you find yourself unable to concentrate on a time sensitive task because of your unsatisfied libido. So, controlling the animated avatar of your genitals, you strike out into the world to have yourself some sex which obviously means some puzzle solving and mini-games and that sort of thing. From there, despite multiple people to hook up with and multiple ways to go about it, the game gets rather railroady with every partnering ending... unsatisfactory... to bring you to the Big Lesson And Talk at the end. But, by that point, you've already been expected to do enough juvenile gross nonsense that any message is lost. I wasn't even so much offended by the actions, I just don't need it to end with the developers turning a chair around to sit in it backwards and say "Ok, so lets have a talk about sex..." The game isn't a total loss: the animation is usually well done, the stage set aesthetic is cute, there's a lot of environmental interaction and some of the situations are amusing. But then it suffers from tedious elements like getting constantly knocked around by NPCs and most of the "bad" endings are just "Then you get beaten up" which lacks in creativity after a few instances. The final product is only occasionally fun and the messaging is so muddled that I can't really recommend someone spend time or money on this one.